how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
This is great.
this needs to be criminalized everywhere. and upskirting/creeper shots.
*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*
Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
what does a nosy pepper do?
it gets jalapeño business
mom: how r u doing in school??
pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when i do it it’s like i’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight
halloween should be 1 week long
I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL
You know you’ve studied too much when you start to hear all of your favorite movie, anime, cartoon, and game character’s voices in your head telling you that you’ve studied for too long and should go to bed.
that feeling of satisfaction when you finally finish hanging all of your fish on a clothes line in the middle of an empty field
that feeling of satisfaction when you dodge all the bullets flying at you in the middle of an empty field